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Women's Breast Tissue Ages Faster Than Rest of Her Body

Women’s Breast Tissue Ages Faster Than Rest of Her Body:  New biological research into aging has found that a woman's breast tissue ages faster than the rest of her body.  So my question is, say a woman is around 40, what’s that work out to in boob-years?

College Teaching Assaistant E-mails Her Sex Tape Instead of Assignment:  A Teacher's Assistant (TA) at the University of Iowa accidentally emailed her students a file attachment filled with her homemade sex tape instead of solutions to a homework assignment.  She must have mistakenly thought the school was looking for T&A instead of a TA.  On a positive note, you can be sure her students are studying “hard” for this test.

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NYPD Mistakes Man’s Candy for Crystal Meth:  A Brooklyn man was arrested and detained for 24 hours by two NYPD officers after they mistook the Jolly Rancher candy he had just purchased for rocks of methamphetamine, even though the candy was still in its rapper.  Wow, with these two cops on the beat, its a pretty good bet the jails are gonna be full on October 31st.

99 Cents Only Cuts Stuff:  Discount 99 Cents Only Stores announced they will lay off 160 workers to streamline costs and stay competitive.  Smart move on the part of management.  Now the only place everyone who got laid off will be able to afford to shop is a 99 Cents Only Store.     

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Texas Mom Uses Super Glue to Reattach Son’s Scrotum:  A Texas mom was taken into custody by the FBI after she allegedly tore her six-year-old son's genitals as punishment, then used Super Glue in an attempt to patch them back up.  All I can say is, this is a totally crazy interpretation of Texas Hold ‘Em!

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Facebook Reinstates Ban on Graphic Violence: Facebook has once again reinstated its ban on images of graphic violence after a video depicting the graphic decapitation surfaced, just days after it had eased its restrictions on violent content.  You’d think whomever posted it would have had the common courtesy to give Facebook a “heads-up” before uploading the video.  

New Diabetes Test Eliminates Painful Pricks:  Scientists at the University of Michigan say they have developed a new diabetes test that can utilize tears to measure glucose levels and therefore eliminate the need for those painful pricks to the skin.  Perhaps, but I have a feeling that it’ll take a lot more than some newfangled diabetes test to eliminate all the “painful pricks” in my life.  

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